Larisa

When my friend starts telling embarrassing stories about me in front of my crush

When my roommate lets me do her hair after I’ve already started drinking

When someone designates the whole week surrounding their Bday * My Birthday Week*

When I try to justify that second slice of pizza

When someone tells me I left my dignity on the dance floor

And I’m just like ‘jokes on you …

When a guy doesn’t text me back

When I’m drunk and my booty call shows up

When someone asks me if I’ve have a little too much to drink

Getting your finals grades back

Freshman Year

Sophomore Year

Junior Year

Senior Year

When I come home wasted and my parents ask me how much I drank