Larisa

Jul 02

When my friend starts telling embarrassing stories about me in front of my crush

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Jun 28

When my roommate lets me do her hair after I’ve already started drinking

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When someone designates the whole week surrounding their Bday * My Birthday Week*

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When I try to justify that second slice of pizza

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When someone tells me I left my dignity on the dance floor

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And I’m just like ‘jokes on you …

When a guy doesn’t text me back

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When I’m drunk and my booty call shows up

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When someone asks me if I’ve have a little too much to drink

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Getting your finals grades back

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Freshman Year

Sophomore Year

Junior Year

Senior Year

When I come home wasted and my parents ask me how much I drank

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